I have one for your birthday: Why dont skeletons fight each other? I was going to arrange for a beautiful woman to jump out of a cake for you, but your age, it could trigger a heart attack. And in some eastern Asian cultures, like in China and Korea, the first 100 days of a child's life is cause for huge celebration, as is the first birthday. I hope you enjoy your special day to the . Oh, well! (Well, I like you alright, best is a strong word.) The older you get, the more temptation starts avoiding you, so enjoy the sweeter things in life while you still can. ", "If anyone calls you old this birthday, just hit him with your walking stick and throw your teeth at him. 1) Eat cake. Just 364 more days until you have to endure another barrage of birthday wishes., 157. Consider it a very early one for next year. Theres no place Id rather be than in your shadow. Youll just be doing it slower. 53. Weve divided them into different categories, so you can find a message aimed directly at the funny bone of the birthday girl or boy. Still, happy birthday! Happy birthday! Our own funny adult birthday cards are R-rated - some might even deserve an X-rating - and are bound to bring riotous laughter among your dirty-minded friends. Not open jars, thats for sure. Happy birthday! Sister! In my book, more cake is always a good thing., 249. - Jim Gaffigan. Wait youre how old today? Keep trying! In the meantime, happy birthday! Really, it's nothing to get worked up over. Happy Birthday! But, obviously with better clothes. Happy birthday to the one person I hope is still around when the iPhone 547 comes out., 39. Happy birthday, cousin!, 233. So we've got you covered. It's your birthday, just drink whatever's in the glass! Really, its nothing to get worked up over. You should have said so! Happy birthday! I wish you a very happy birthday! Happy birthday!, 10. Congrats on avoiding deaths clutches for another year. Happy birthday to a great friend! Happy Birthday!, 221. If you wake up in a strange place tomorrow morning, you either 1) had too much to drink or 2) have gone senile. Once youre over the hill, thats when you begin to really pick up speed. Happy birthday! 14. Happy birthday! Happy Birthday, friend! I had plans to put an awesome, gorgeous present in your cake, but honestly, I didnt want to get frosting in my hair. ", "A wise man once said, "Forget about your past, you cannot change it". ", "I'm so sorry I forgot your birthday. Happy Birthday! Happy birthday, old guy!, 169. Happy Birthday!, 187. Happy birthday! Heres to another year of laughing at our own jokes, dealing with stupid people and keeping each other sane! Happy birthday!, 6. For a different type of birthday wish for a woman in your life, see these Happy Birthday, beautiful messages. Happy birthday!, 82. Happy Birthday. 3. ", "Turns out the right mask can make your special day a lot more fun. Youll try to dye it, but that wont do it, as every follicle starts to fall away! Happy Birthday! Happy birthday!, 63. ", "On the occasion of your birthday, here are some words of wisdom just for you. Happy Birthday. Happy birthday!, 70. ", "Happy birthday! Happy birthday! On your birthday, I want you to remember that you are only as old as you feel. Happy birthday and enjoy!, 121. Bored Panda works better on our iPhone app. 98. Its way to hard to get back up. Happy Birthday. No, youre not getting older. Happy birthday my old friend! Sister! It's your birthday! May God bless you on your 75th birthday. 4) Repeat until youve had a Happy Birthday. 57. Dont hurt yourself blowing out all those candles! ", "Its your birthday, you know what that means. Happy birthday! Then again, at your age. Dont be bummed about your birthday! :), 194. Don't think of this as a late birthday card. Happy birthday. Happy birthday! ", awww this is cute. ", "Good thing I found you! Though there were only three witches in Macbeth, I think the fourth one is reading these words. ", "Some say the glass is half empty, others say the glass is half full. From one old fart to another - happy birthday! Happy birthday, you old hag. Youll ruin your makeup, and we will be taking a lot of pictures tonight. If she's not writing, she's probably hitting legs at the gym or reading something from classic Russian literature. ", "Remember to start taking daily multivitamins and fiber supplements, you old fogey! Heres to a special birthday! No matter what life throws at you, at least you can be grateful you dont have ugly children. Just dont forget to delete the incriminating ones! But hopefully with more hair! Happy birthday to my forever partner in crime. FunnyPhotoHoliday & SeasonalCuteCoolBirthdayVintageDisneyHarry PotterSesame Street Join Our Tee Party! Happy birthday!, 143. You truly do deserve them., 133. Happy birthday! Hey, happy 29th birthday again. We wish you a birthday as wonderful as you are! I hope your birthdays a great one! 81. ", "For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life. Happy Birthday!, 180. Wed rather you have a few drinks and do something stupid and indecent. Just stay away from the karaoke machine, and everyone will have a good time., 142. Youll always have a pizza my heart. Happy birthday, dear sister., 217. I can bearly contain my excitement. Happy Birthday!". Hope you are having a turtley awesome birthday. Happy birthday! Whats the one thing that goes up, but never comes down? ", "Another year together has come and gone. Oh boy, there are many more original ways to wish someone a happy birthday without using excessive emojis and a GIF of a cat with a party hat and some shades on. Happy Birthday you old codger! At CardFool users can add a selfie to a personalized "Add Your Own Photo" card. The best boyfriend ever deserves the best birthday ever! . Happy birthday!, 128. Have an Happy Birthday my old friend! Wishes may come and go, but age always sticks with you. "Friends celebrate friends on their birthdays. ", "Since its your birthday, Ill tell you now youre a real catch. Did I get your attention yet? Funny Happy Birthday To My Friend. Happy Birthday to a guy who's witty, manly, handsome and reminds me a lot of myself! Happy birthday! Happy Birthday! Forgetting your birthday was merely an April Fools Joke. 1. You can read more about it and change your preferences, Get the best of Bored Panda in your inbox. Can you at least try to look older? From here on out, all compliments will be followed by the phrase for your age. Were so glad we can count you among the living for another year., 61. Aivaras is a student trying to pave the way to his career in Marketing and advertisment creation. You know what they say: its better to be a year older than to be one month late. Funny Birthday Wishes Sharing a laugh in a funny birthday card is a great way to personalize a card for someone you know well. Happy birthday, old man! 100+ Hysterically Funny Happy Birthday Memes of 2022. by TheBirthdayBest. Happy Birthday! 4. You know what Im saying. 30. You're a koalaty friend. I feel so special for this., 269. You might get all the responsibility for being the older brother, but you have no idea how hard it is to be the favorite of the family. For your special day I made you a cake. Happy Birthday! I didnt get you a gift or a card, but please accept this half-assed Happy Birthday wish sent via social media. 10. Did I just sing that to you for no reason? The cats out of the bag. Happy birthday to the great influential person in my world. I donut know what I would do without you. Sister! When it comes to crafting funny birthday wishes, age can be a great source of inspiration. Believe me when I say that we've dug through the vastness of the internet and perhaps the dark web (not really) to deliver these for you. Congratulations on another trip around the sun!, 214. Happy birthday!, 96. Happy birthday!, 48. Happy birthday, girl. And I hope to see you soon., 168. Happy Birthday! I try to give people birthday cards that match their age. You know, I would be a whole lot more excited about you turning one year older if I was in your will. At your age, that would take a really long time., 226. Happy birthday, friend! Wonder where you left your phone? Follow These Steps: You, my friend, must be a Picasso or a Rembrandt., 247. Happy birthday to my best friend! At your age, theres nothing funny about birthdays. ", "Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest. Whether it is your best friend, girlfriend, boyfriend, boss, colleague, mom or dad - their birthday is your chance to get under their skin with jokes. If you could remember any of it. ", "One minute, youre young and fun. Here are some funny birthday wishes for a lady. These birthday quotes are a mix of funny and wise. Each contains a funny happy . . when you send these wishes, messages, and quotes to your friends or family members they always remember your wishes. Happy Birthday! Looking for ways to thank you for birthday wishes? Im just here for some cake., 89. I have no gifts. Now, tell me the story of 200 years ago. Sending you best wishes on your 21st time having a 29th birthday! I truly love celebrating your birthday with you. ", "We'll be friends 'til we're old and senile And then we'll be new friends! Just think about what youll be like in ten years yikes!, 8. Congrats on joining the 28-years-old-forever club. :), 203. ", Lmao after 40 every women in my family goes back to their 29th birthday and it's that way until.. well they die, "Its your birthday, the anniversary of the day you triumphantly escaped from your mothers womb. My dear friend another year has gone, but unfortunately that doesnt mean youve become any wiser., 266. I hope your birthday is at least half as exciting as you portray it on Facebook and Instagram. Those are the marks of wisdom., 248. I'm a little disappointed I don't have more clever children (should have been from the prettiest one). 59. Go Wild, it's your birthday! Love you always. They say that only the good die young. You only get better with age and your ability to hide how old you really are., 258. Short Funny Birthday Wishes. I am so proud to be your best friend. Im afraid a Happy Birthday is all youre going to get., 30. A wise man once said, "Forget about your past - you cannot change it." I'd like to add: "Forget about your present - I didn't get you one." Happy Birthday to a [Mom/Dad] who's smart, funny, and good-looking, from a [daughter/son] who inherited all your best qualities. 14. And thanks to the almighty internet, there's an abundance of funny birthday wishes and birthday puns to use and make the birthday gal or boy think that you actually put some effort . . Super glad you were born. For more humorous birthday wishes for him, see this list of ways to say Happy Birthday, old man.. So stay alert and have a very happy birthday, dear sister! You only look as old as the last selfie you took. So, this year, lets go ever crazier! ", "Those aren't gray hairs you see. Birthdays are nothing more than natures way of telling us to sit down and eat more cake! Let us know what you think! Then you can take a nap. Happy birthday, cousin!, 242. I remember a time when you werent so disturbingly old., 87. Age before beauty, brother. You are such a sweet, polite, honest and witty person. Start shopping online now with Instacart to get your favorite products on-demand. Happy birthday man! A few years ago, you were smart, handsome and young. Youre so lucky that you dont have to endure an office birthday party., 62. You keep looking young, and Ill keep refusing to tell people how old you really are. Happy birthday to someone well never have to say died too young., 56. :), 201. On your birthday, we ask that you kindly act your age not your shoe size. Have a great birthday! A joke that lands well with a 20-year-old may not be as well-received by someone in their 60s. I promise to stop counting the years after this one. Definitely. 67. "My daughter is my passion and my life.". You could offend someone whos sensitive about their age. Grandpas usually have a great sense of humor. 5 - Well researched, answered all my questions. I hope you accept my birthday wishes and these white lies today!, 106. Dear cousin, heres a piece of advice: Keep telling everyone that youre 18 with a few decades of experience., 225. The bad news? Try to enjoy it., 227. You're a really hard individual to shop for so I didn't get you anything. Thats my present to you my presence. You look great birthday girl considering your age. Funny birthday quotes, funny quotes for birthdays, Funny birthday wishes and messages, birthday wishes quotes, Funny birthday messages, funny birthday sayings, funny inspirational birthday quotes. I'd like to add: "Forget about your present, I didn't get you one". hilarious birthday poems for adults Smiles and laughter, joy and cheer New happiness that stays throughout the year Hope your birthday brings all these and more Filling life with surprise and joys galore! 60. Others bake it happen. "On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship and all that stuff that doesn't cost anything. Happy birthday, friend. Add a touch of witty banter and humor to your friend's birthday celebration with these 150 funny birthday wishes, which include texts, quotes, and silly messages. Youre now so old, youll need performance-enhancing drugs just to ride a stationary bike. . You got this bro! ", "Smart, good looking, and funny! On this special day, I ask that you make yourself a promise to do all that you can in life. 84. I hope its enough to keep away the voices again this year. Dear Sister you are so sweet, lovely and annoying. Wishing my sweetheart, a very happy birthday. But, I am gonna get back at you on your birthday. I thought, if I keep going this way, Ill be 64 by the time I turn 5. Happy birthday precious. We will not publish or share your email address in any way. Enjoy your birthday., 270. 13. Happy birthday!, 40. As you start aging, your hair turns gray. Its your birthday! Youre not quite there yet, but youre close. Happy birthday, big brother! Bob Hope Birthday After 30, a body has a mind of its own. And thanks to the almighty internet, there's an abundance of funny birthday wishes and birthday puns to use and make the birthday gal or boy think that you actually put some effort into their happy birthday message. Happy Birthday old sport! Right? (Closed). Wishing you a very happy birthday. You deserve everything life has to offer. Happy birthday! So, at least you have that going for you. Happy birthday!, 29. Happy birthday!, 46. Happy happy birthday to the greatest dad, farter, I mean father, and best friend. Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! Norman Vincent Peale Live Life ", "Heres to another year of questionable life decisions! How do you feel? Joe says, I feel like a newborn babe! Really, a newborn babe? Yes! 9. This is truly a special day. ", "Some call it grounds for a stint in the mental hospital, we call it your special sparkle. Happy birthday to someone who is old enough to have had a Blockbuster card., 52. Im so glad that today is your birthday, and I can eat I mean, share your cake., 91. (But also me.) With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Adult Sexy Happy Birthday animated GIFs to your conversations. 47. Happy birthday to someone Im happy to share a cake with! Happy birthday!, 151. I wanted to wish you a happy birthday today and let you know that I truly do look forward to honoring your request of not getting you a gift this year., 112. Youre unbelievable! I love you a whole lot. Happy birthday! Here are some short birthday wishes for a boyfriend. But hey, cant live without them. I got you a pair of sunglasses this year, so you can protect your eyes from the blinding light of all these candles., 139. Happy birthday! Today is the perfect day to forget all about your cares and the fact that I didnt get you a birthday gift., 146. You belong in the zoo! This is the oldest Ive ever seen you. Its your birthday! You may have turned 50 but you only look like 49 and a half years old. ", "Happy Birthday! These funny birthday wishes will make you smile. Happy birthday queen. Remember: Not only does wine getter better with age, but age gets better with wine! Happiest of birthdays to the happiest and chattiest person I've ever met! Happy Birthday! I cant wait to take advantage of your seniors discount!, 188. Not to mention the best parking spots at the grocery store. Happy birthday!, 148. Wishes may come and go, but age always sticks with you. Happy Birthday! Oh man thats like, dead in dog years., 32. Llama just say, happy birthday to you. Youre so lucky youre not a dog. We have millions of members all over the world., 9. Wishing a happy birthday to someone I can only assume was still around when America relied on bayonets and horses., 156. Happy birthday!, 141. ", "You know you're 40 when your back is hairier than your head. Happy birthday! Happy sweet birthday! Or maybe something you actually want instead. Sending you lots of love and laughter on your birthday. This year, youll probably need a flame thrower to light all of those candles. Finally, here are some miscellaneous birthday wishes to put a smile on someones face. Please provide your email address and we will send your password shortly. Happy birthday! Hope you consume plenty of cake, beer, and ED meds. Happy birthday!, 173. ", "Youre pretty greasy, but I love you, I guess. ", "On your birthday you might be thinking Oh man Im getting old, but dont worry. Not only you my dear, but even your fart and snoring is unique. Oh wait-that's wine. Because I know it hurts someone like you. ", "Happy birthday! Just please remember to tell me how old youre pretending to be, so we can keep up the charade., 23. I wont tell anyone how old you really are., 95. Knock knock. You are the best dad in the world and deserve to have two birthdays every year. 3. I cant remember the other two. Thanks for being such a great history teacher! Sending you birthday wishes, hugs, and kisses. Though I have to say that today Im glad were not in the same place because I know you like to hit me. 13. . Im not saying youre old, but your birth certificate is on papyrus. My life would be so totally boring without you there to watch. I know exactly what Im going to get you next year: a bigger cake to fit all of those candles., 230. Happy birthday! Happy birthday!, 94. I hope you have a purr-fect birthday. One year closer to being that old guy who yells at kids Get off my lawn! Everyone loves that guy! Heres to you on your birthday! Happy Birthday., 164. Dont be depressed about getting old. "Lets get you so drunk that you end up believing its my birthday and buying me drinks all night. When your birthdays start coming more often than you do, you know you have something to worry about. Its a special day your birthday! Counting your wrinkles is like trying to count the stars in the sky., 154. Happy birthday! Lets go see Jurassic World. Happy who? At your age, getting lucky means being able to find your car in a parking lot., 228. One of my favorite memories of our schooldays, big brother, was learning about the Dark Ages. Love, your son. ", "Id give you my last chicken nugget. I say take it with a whole bunch of salt, and bonus points if it accompanies a very large margarita. ", "For your special day, Ive sent you a truly gracious present. Happy birthday! Also, Im really drunk., 90. To help you avoid those perils, weve put together this gigantic list of funny birthday wishes. The unwritten clause of every relation is to laugh like an idiot when the other looks funny & weird. Happy birthday! May you live to be so old, you sincerely wish you were dead., 17. Happy birthday!, 134. 4. Creating an account means you agree with Bored Panda's, We and our trusted partners use technology such as cookies on our site to personalize content and ads, provide, social media features, and analyze our traffic. I hope you get everything you deserve. Happy birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don't die before you eat your cake. You might hit me with your walking cane! Copyright 2023 AllWording.com | Disclaimer | Privacy Policy | Sitemap | Contact. Whether you're writingbirthday quotesin someone's birthday card, texting your friend a funny birthday joke, or posting cutebirthday Instagram captions in their honor on their big day, throwing a good birthday pun or two into the mix will only help make their day a little brighter. Happy Birthday. Happy birthday!, 229. I cant wait to see what you teach me this year! ", "Happy birthday to a real life Insta baddie. Happy birthday! Thanks for doing everything wrong first., 189. Its a ghost hug! mmm debatable. Happy birthday! Happy birthday weekend! That wouldnt be much fun for the rest of us. Happy birthday, babe! Lets go out and celebrate you being one year closer to removing your age from your Facebook profile., 20. Happy Birthday. 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On your birthday Im going to share the secret to staying young: lying about your age., 7. Happy birthday! Happy Birthday! You know, when I turned two, I panicked because in one year, I doubled my age. Happy birthday!, 105. Happy birthday! ", "Even with your ripe old age, youre still the best friend someone could ask for. Thats what your relatives are for., 108. I dont know who I would tease without you. Happy birthday dear cousin!, 237. Since todays your birthday, Ill do you the favor of not telling everyone about your childhood pranks. Happy birthday to someone who has attended more birthday parties for kids than adults this year., 60. I never thought youd live to see 30!, 255. Happy birthday!, 71. Happy Birthday. A birthday wish for daughters from dad: Roses are red, violets are blue, I am one proud happy papa, to have a daughter like you! I would have bought you a present, but I didnt think you wanted me to take money out of the alcohol budget., 72. Happy birthday! Say goodbye to your youth and embrace old age! Happy Birthday! Wishing a happy birthday to someone who is wiser, more mature and could care less about material things. May you live long enough to be the direct cause of a Silver Alert. Your birthday is a good time to take stock of your life, remember all the good times, and marvel at the fact that youve managed to survive this long. Happy birthday!, 22. "The greatest . Your feedback will help us improve the article. Hey there! Your father is the most important man in your life, so you have the responsibility to wish him uniquely. Happy Birthday to the man I love. Happy birthday, cousin!, 231. Happy birthday! May you live to be so old, people start wondering if youre the walking dead., 16. Can you even remember what that was like?, 119. Happy birthday. I learned so much that year because I had someone who lived through it to tell me firsthand stories. I always believed in you., 184. I never make any joke that is related to age. Start the pouring, and happy birthday! Happy Birthday! 63. Happy Birthday! Happy birthday cousin! ", "If you got stung by a jellyfish, I would totally pee on you. Happy birthday!, 26. Some only dream of birthday cake, and others bake it happen. Lets make a deal Ill keep the presents, and you keep the age and cake. ", "I would have made you a funny card, but I know at your age bladder control can be a problem Happy Birthday! That was something that happened years ago. "Remember that growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional!" 4. Dear sister, please accept my congratulations for reaching the 15th anniversary of your 20th birthday., 196. Happy birthday and congratulations on becoming that old, weird person at summer music festivals., 85. And 30 People Deliver Sincere Answers, 50 Times People Had A Beautiful Tattoo Idea And It Got Executed Perfectly, "You Are So Beaut-OHGOD! Get it? Oh, wait no thats just you. Happy birthday to my built-in best friend. Happy birthday, friend. I hope you celebrate this birthday the way you celebrated the first one, naked and screaming. ", "Thanks for being such a great guy! 38. At least you get to be normal one day out of the year. Far too sophisticated to be concerned with material things like presents. 29 Impressive Cakes Created By French Artist Emilie Tosello. Happy birthday. I have no teeth, no hair, and I think I mightve wet my pants! Happy birthday!, 2. I will always be there for you unless you want to jump out of a plane with only one parachute. Wishing a happy birthday to someone who should probably start worrying about what the government is saying about Medicare., 42. Happy birthday, lady! Apr 15, 2023, 02:06 PM EDT. Happy birthday! I'm proud to have you representing the [Last Name] family out there in the world. I asked the rhinoceros and he recognized you! Youre going to need a bigger cake or smaller candles! Happy belated birthday! Happy birthday! Happy birthday cousin! Just wait until next year., 100. Thank you for taking the time to share your feedback with us! Have an astonishing year, happy birthday sister. Must be all the candles on your cake. Wishing you all the happiness in the world! Happy Birthday!, 199. Treat me! Famous Funny Birthday Quotes I will never be an old man. Happy birthday! Also Aivaras like's to watch and play sports, especially football. I tried to count the stars in the world and deserve to had... Together has come and go, but youre close got stung by a jellyfish, I panicked in! Or a card, but age gets better with age and cake `` youre pretty greasy, but that! Miscellaneous birthday wishes, age can be grateful you dont have ugly children enjoy your special a! Im happy to share your cake., 91 that today is the perfect to! A cake, 157 teeth at him is a great way to his career in Marketing and advertisment.... Was merely an April Fools joke to thank you for birthday wishes,... 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